Le super héros - Monologue

Le Super Héros !!!!

Je m’appelle Paméla Nail et je suis la plus belle de tous les héros !
Je suis sexy, blonde, j’ai de grands yeux bleus et de longs cils courbés.
Je porte une longue cape rose, on me dit naïve et idiote mais je suis plus intelligente que mon chien « Pink Varnish » (qui porte bien sur un polo rose).

Quelques heures plus tard :

En ce moment même, je vole au secours d’un homme qui tombe du haut du troisième étage.
Je m’apprête à le sauver quand tout à coup une vision horrible et atroce m’apparaît ; elle lâcha l’homme. Horreur !!! NON !!! Je viens de me casser un ongle.
Hier j’ai fait ma manucure !!! Elle éclate en sanglots.
Il n’y a pas de seconde à perdre, je dois appeler le service d’urgence « S.O.S. ongles ». Elle abandonne l’homme agonisant sur le sol.
Je ne pouvais pas sauver cette homme dans ces conditions, la vue de cet ongle cassé est insupportable.
Elle déploie sa cape rose et s’envole pour aller faire réparer son ongle de toute urgence.
Vite, mon ongle étant réparé, je dois aller secourir la victime. Vous ne risquez plus rien, Paméla arrive à la rescousse !!!!
Mais où est-il ??? Oups, il a disparu !!!
PIM-POM ! PIM-POM ! PIM-POM !
Le camion des pompiers ! Encore une fois les pompiers ont sauvé ma victime avant moi. Mais pourtant je suis arrivée la première sur les lieux. C’est encore eux qui vont être félicités.
Cela fera la cinquième fois que ma photo ne sera pas publiée dans les journaux ; tant pis pour les lecteurs je sais que de toute façon je suis toujours la plus belle.

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Monologue-Moose

Hee-haw...Moo...Oink...You can name the animal that goes with anyone of these sounds, but can you identify the animal that goes with this sound?... Baw Chica Wow Wow! That, my friend, is my sound, the sound of a wild moose! My name is Bella and I aam the prettiest, nicest moose you could ever find. I have beautiful blonde curls and my eyes are simiring, blue pools of love. Speaking of love, there is a certain moose I have had my eye on. His name is Guy and he's tall and handsome. His broad chest and shoulders emphisize his powerful nature.

There is something I must confess.I know him down to his toes, however, I am ashamed to say that he does not know who I am.

A few days later

Oh!...Oh my goodness! There he is! It's Guy! I am going to go and talk to him! As I walked over to him and make eye contact and I was about to open my mouth to say "hello"...And then he broke my heart when he stuck out his chin, turned his back on me and walked away.

Rear window

L.B. Jeffries, professional photographer, meets himself nailed in an armchair with a leg in the plaster. He is bored but, he observes the inner courtyard since the window of his apartment. Obsessed by the life of his neighbours, he suspects a sales representative of having removed his wife. After criticism concerning his behavior, Lisa, her good friend and Stella, the nurse help "Jeff" to resolve this mysterious affair... Then, he announces his suspicions to a friend detective.
The continuation of the events gives him reason and, finally, the murderer crosses the court and comes to push L.B. Jeffries, through his window. He will be arrested and Jeff will get out of it with the second leg in the plaster.

I like this movie because I think that it's interesting this point of view of Jefferies in his appartement. The murder of this poor woman is intriguing even, if there is no really suspens.

Have you ever seen this movie ? Do you like it ?